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Once upon a time near the end of the 20th century,

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there lived a stupid man called Dong-chil in our country.

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Starring Lee Bo-hee, Kim Myung-kon, Lee Hee-sung

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Special appearance Lee Jae-hyeong, Choi byung-cheol, You Young-kook Choreography Kim Gyeong-ran Child acters Kim Yang-hui, Lee Saem-mul

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Story andamp; Picture Lee Bo-ram Lee Nu-ri

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Starring Jeon Shook, Kim Jee-young, Lee Suk-koo, Gang Hui-ju, Nam Po-dong, Kim Su-gyeong Kil Do-tae-rang, Choe Seok, Yang Seong-won, Jeong Young-kuk, Lee Nan-sil, Gang Jae-il, Seo Jeong-suk, Park Jin-hee, Mun Cheol-jae, Kim Seon-mi

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Photograph Paek Young-ho Developing Korean Film Council Prop Kim Ho-kill

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Production officer Cho Yonng-gil Production manager Kim Jae-geon, Lee Wan-ho Assistant director Jang Young-il Assistant cinematographer Sin Ok-hyun Assistant gaffer Choi Jae-un

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Music Yi Zong-gu Syndithisor Kim Yong-nyeon Piano Seo Hyeon-suk Violin Kim Yun-hui Cello Jeon Jeong-hwa Daegeum Hwang In-wan Percussion Choi In-kyeong

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Cinematography Seo Jeong-min Lighting Kim Kang-il Editing Kim Hee-su Recording Kim Byeong-su Effect Kim Kyeong-il

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Producer Park Chong-chan Planning Kim Jae-woong Original novel Lee Dong-cheol Screenplay Yun Si-mon Director Lee Jang-ho

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Declaration of Idiot

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Ready go!

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One day, Dong-chil met a guy who fell from the rooftop.

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He was a movie director.

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At that time people weren't interested in movies.

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They were only interested in sports.

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The movie director tried to kill himself.

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Because of the dead movie director,

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Dong-chil got a new watch, shoes and clothes.

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He also got some money.

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Dong-chil was very happy.

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Birds are flying in All sorts of birds are flying in

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Among the birds, there's a Phoenix And the long living harvest bird

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Those birds that lived far from men Among the woods hiding themselves

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Start crying out loud

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When you go to this mountain, coo coo And to that mountain, coo coo

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Crying out with hunger

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Crying out with hunger

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Dong-chil stumbled across a woman.

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That woman looked like a college student.

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She was very pretty.

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Dong-chil followed around the woman.

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Papillon Tteok-bokki, deep fries

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A foolish college girl who killed herself because of her ugly toes.

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The woman didn't go to school.

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She only played in front of the school.

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Dong-chill wanted to get married to the woman.

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Eventually, he decided to haul her.

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Dong-chil dreamt a dream.

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Mimi wedding hall

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Bride Oh Hye-young Groom Lee Ddong-chil

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The woman also dreamt.

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Save his country and his justice first.

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Both Dong-chil and the woman woke up from their dreams.

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She suddenly changed into a fearful woman.

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Dong-chil and Yuk-deok, the taxi driver couldn't do anything.

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Men were way more stronger in our country in the old days.

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In those days, women were week in general.

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But still, Dong-chil and Yuk-deok couldn't do anything to the woman.

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Dong-chil thought that he was still in his dream.

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It really doesn't make sense to me.

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You definitely seem to be a college student,

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but how could a college student live in this kind of place?

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College? Me?

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Are you crazy? I am not a college student.

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You mean that you're not a college student?

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Are those eyes just accessories on your face?

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Look carefully, how can you think I'm a college student?

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Then what's the book that you're carrying?

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Well, that... That's to look cool.

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Do you even know the word 'fashion'? Fashion!

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Then why were you wandering in front of the college?

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Oh, my.

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That's because I wanted to go to college.

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That's my dream.

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Then, are you a fake student?

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Why do you even care if I'm fake or not.

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It's none of your business.

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I didn't have a clue. I just thought you were from a wealthy family.

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Oh, what am I thinking. I forgot to stop my car.

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Give me the taxi fare!

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Oh, my god!

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I knew this was going to happen.

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Do you know what happened to the taxi?

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Oh, my.

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It got stolen.

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Do you know what that taxi was?

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It wasn't even mine.

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Someone left it to me for a car wash.

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Now you should take care of my life.

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My life is totally ruined because of you.

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Since my life is already so ruined,

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you can either fry me or boil me.

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Do as you want. I'm yours.

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It's your fault, it's your fault...

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It's your fault. I'm yours from now on.

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- Hey! - Oh, gosh.

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Stop that bullshit.

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Hey!

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Oh!

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- Hey! - Hey!

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You still don't get it?! Hey!

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Both of you bastards, get out of here. Bug off!

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Cheongnyangni station

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Yuk-deok who had lost his taxi had no place to go.

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And nothing to do.

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So he had no other choice but to hang around with Dong-chil.

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Both of them were down and out.

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Dong-chil and Yuk-deok were hungry.

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They were so hungry and were about to fade out.

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Alkang dalkang alkang dalkang

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I bought some nuts at Seoul

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And hid it inside

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A rat without front teeth Ate them all wandering by

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But the last piece left

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Gave the bark to  the father

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Gave the inner bark to the mother

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Gave the kernel to the kid

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What would I eat?

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Alkang dalkang alkang dalkang

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Alkang dalkang alkang dalkang

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The weather 8 hours from now... 20km radius variometer

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Hey, girls! Take your laundries!

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It's raining. Take your laundries now.

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Hey, In-ja, I'm with my customer now.

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Can you take care of mine too?

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Okay, okay.

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I'm hungry. Help us make money.

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The streets are calling out Streets breathing with joy

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Winds are whispering Blazing eyes

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Sing, sing, sing, sing Love of the streets

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Let's go whistling Youth of tomorrow

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The sea is calling Sea of youth full of passion

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Flags are flapping Under the breeze

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Row, row, row, row Love of sea

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Love of sea Love of sea

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Cape of good hope is near Seaway of luck

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Hey, get me a boiled egg.

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Do you have herb-tonic tea?

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Do you have rubber?

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My friend went to seoul and got a job.

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She told me to visit her, so I came.

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But this city is so complicated.

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She told me the place, but I can't find it.

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Oh my. If you act like a bumpkin in Seoul,

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you'll get yourself into trouble.

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You know what you've got yourself into?

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Bad guys will catch you, and take that bag too.

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And also do bad things.

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It's okay now. Ease yourself and follow me.

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Another girl trapped.

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Hush, you!

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How old is she?

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- About 19, I assume? - Yes, correct.

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She's young. Well, let's see her face first.

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You don't even have to check.

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She looks a bit rustic, but her face is pretty.

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- Aren't I right? - Yes.

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Dong-chil and Yuk-deok helped the woman from the countryside,

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That was caught by bad guys. They helped her escape.

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But they got caught.

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You bastards, I'm going to crush...

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Hey, hey, hey. Stand still there.

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This is my double attack. I'll make sure you don't do that again...

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- Did you bring the guys here? - Oh.

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- I'll just leave then. - You know how much it costs me?

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I'll just leave. I'll just leave then.

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I should just bite you! How brave of you.

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Buzz off, buzz off!

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Come out here. Follow me.

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Cheongnyangni station

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Equipped with shower booth

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Yeonpo beach stage

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I'm out of money. I'll have to start my business again.

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That's the only thing I've learned. What can I do other than pleasing customers?

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Go look for some customers.

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Hey, what are you guys doing?

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Sis, we'll go make money. Please don't do that, huh?

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I've done this so many times.

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Go bring some customers!

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One, two, three! You guys, still here!

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Beach stress solution! Human sandbag, 100 won per punch

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I'm leaving.

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It's time to break up.

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I'm leaving, let's break up.

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Why?

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I don't feel good.

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Oh, why so?

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The world is such a bad place suddenly.

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That's strange.

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Looking at you meeting some other guy, the world is black for me now.

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It's because you have those black glasses on.

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Dong-chil loved the woman.

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Dong-chil broke up with the woman he loved.

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Yuk-deok broke up with the woman too.

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The woman became alone again.

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The wind is blowing Swinging the flowers

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Hey, yah, hey Hey, yah, hey

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The grass falls down Catching the wind

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Hey, yah, hey Hey, yah, hey

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No need to catch But then what else can we do?

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Hey, yah, hey Hey, yah, hey

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The sun gets tired Sleeping above the sky

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The heart is broken Down to the grass

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How can I go? How can I go without crying?

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Hey, yah, hey Hey, yah, hey

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The valley of afterlife Over the dried out hand

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Hey, yah, hey Hey, yah, hey

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The river of heaven flows away My love goes away

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Hey, yah, hey Hey, yah, hey

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The kind of love Won't happen till I die

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Hey, yah, hey Hey, yah, hey

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Should I wait till I die? Or just go with it?

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How should I go? How should I go?

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I can't go I can't go with all these tears

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Hey, yah, hey Hey, yah, hey

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Special contract with the New York Times, headquarter.

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US, Russia summit.

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- Flash fashion from US is on a trend. - Targeting for the election.

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- April... - Clothes showing off the shoulders.

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Flash dance the movie, opened up in US last April.

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The population has exceeded over 40 million.

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People who's heart is poor are happy.

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Delightful people are happy.

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People working for peace are happy.

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People who do the right thing but get persecuted are happy.

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We have great ancestors like stupid Dong-chil and Yuk-deok.

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So our country is happy.

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The End

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